Smokey Joes

The best soccer team in New Zealand and possibly the world. Made up of some of the worlds best soccer players such as Thomas Hunt.

person1 "hey do you know the score of the Smokey Joes match?"
person2 "yeh they won like 10 nill"
Person1 "man they must of played bad"

by Tomukani June 14, 2011

smokey joe

a man or lad that smokes excessevly in the binge style and takes 10 second pulls draining the cigerette/joint's life away leaving it shrivelled like a small prune.(the cheeks collapse whilst doing this)a smokey joe isnt actually a crack head who enjoys his cigerettes but a chav of a sort who craves coffin nails.

na aint got a light,but smokey over there has

by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

smokey joe

When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.

jenni was so out of it last night, i made her give me a smokey joe

by Andy! November 18, 2006

smokey joe

Invented in Maidstone, Kent in England and used by 6th form students. Simply meanz cigerette.

"lash me a smokey joe, mate?!"

by PedroXL October 1, 2006

Smokey Joe

A person who decided that weed, ganja,loud,crow was the way forward a while back. Then since has medicated constantly when able.

Smokey Joe over there probably needs to cut down.

by SmokeeJoe March 7, 2020

Smokey Joe

The look of a penis after annal sex.

After screwing her in the butt, Bill had a Smokey Joe.

by Keith Woody September 29, 2004

Smokey Joe

When a lady is going down on a person, takes a break and mistakenly reaches for a quick swig of nearby beverage not realising it was being used as an ashtray and proceeds to vom all over their partners genitalia

OMG I was totally gonna fuck Dave until I drank some of that Bud and Smokey Joe’d over his peen

by FranDeKamp June 7, 2019