Smogs

the bitch should have been kicked out...

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Smog balls

When a woman inhales a cigarette then blows the smoke on a man's sweaty balls before she licks them .

I love to lick smog balls because they taste like a salty ash tray .

by bratcat420 June 21, 2013

smog-check

The act of aggressively licking a woman's ass.

When the tech is giving women "smog-checks", he's not working on their cars - he's licking their asses.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 16, 2011

Turkey Smog

Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.

Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.

by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009

Dab Smog

The lingering cloud hanging in a room after someone dabs marijuana concentrate and exhales the smoke, clouding the room with dab smog. Worse when large crowds are in closed spaces.

This room is clouded with dab smog.

by Lndshrq July 13, 2016

photochemical smog

What makes the sky look purple at night

"Oh look, the sky is purple because of the photochemical smog!", Julie said to Wesley because she was so bored.

by skulk3r September 27, 2007

Rectal Smog

When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.

"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"

"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."

by James the Crippler April 23, 2008