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Smokin that von pack

How to make unlimited friends in chicago (only works while wearing blue colored clothing)
I went to chicago in a blue hoodie and shouted “SMOKIN THAT VON PACK!” and i made so many friends!!1!
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Smokin hoes and fuckin dope 

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake
My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.
A very beautiful girl with skin so fair she sparkles under the sunlight. When she walks into a room everyone would stop and stare. All the boys want to be with her and all the girls want to kill her. She smells of freshly baked vanilla cupcake with a hint of sweet strawberries. Her body is God's masterpiece and her eyes will pierce everyones heart. One might mistaken her as a Goddess as she never ages and stays beautiful aa years goes by.

She is not only beautiful but smart as well. She is the picture of perfection, the only girl you ever want to be with. Her smile makes you laugh and her laugh will make you go crazy. You would give all that you have just to be by her side. Once you get a Syikin you will never go back. Dont ever make her sad because you will forever regret.
She looks as breathtakingly beautiful as she was 10 years ago. I swear she is a Syikin
Syikin by Shqnism December 30, 2017

Smokin' Dick 

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.
You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.
Smokin' Dick by Sweet&No February 1, 2009

Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon

An expression of surprise at an object. First used by Scooter in the video game Borderlands at the size of the new Monster vehicle.
"Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER!" -Scooter

what are you smokin? 

a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person
when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN SON?

Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!