Scotland Maxwell has allot of smeg
by Biillaayy December 7, 2010
Get the Smeg mug.
Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends
Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am
by Kronotex September 10, 2019
Get the Smeg mug.
A British exclamation used as a mild expletive.
Could ya chill a smeg down, woman?!
by Comcoy April 14, 2020
Get the smeg mug.
A smeg is often a man, obviously 🙄.
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.

A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts
by Fuck my life you fat bitch November 30, 2020
Get the Smeg mug.
When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".
"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"
by rjtl77 July 8, 2023
Get the Smeg mug.
a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)
hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg
by shady dude March 21, 2022
Get the Smeg mug.
1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen
1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.
by bread infection November 23, 2009
Get the smeg mug.