1 definition by Kronotex

Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends
Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am
by Kronotex September 10, 2019
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