smash seat 

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.

Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.

smash seat by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011

Smashsnatch 

An overweight whoremonger lesbian.

My ex-wife’s name in my contacts list is Smashsnatch.

Smashsnatch by Lilgirl83 November 17, 2019