A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.
by VZ December 28, 2005
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2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.
Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.
Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?
2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
by Calico Cal June 5, 2004
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