Smart Water 

The water that dumb people drink

I’m dumb I’ll just drink my smart water

Smart Water by The original dude August 2, 2019

shart infested waters 

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...

Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net

shart infested waters by GR-44 November 5, 2015

Smartwater 

A very sexy human being

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"

Smartwater by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021

smartwater 

water from the clouds. and therefore from the gods..

smartwater is electrolyte enhanced water that is purity you can taste and hydration you can feeeel

smartwater by pinkslips April 14, 2007

smardwater 

Another name for Smartwater. Smartwater is a bottled water which claims to make you smarter if you drink it.

Marcy: Hey Jean, pass me the smardwater?
Jean: Do it yourself, smardface.
Marcy: Uhg.. Phatphace.
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Jean: Yo smardface, whats the answer to this math problem?
Marcy: You mean the 2+2 one? Its four you phatphace! Go drink some smardwater, hukhuk!

smardwater by Tidbit October 15, 2006

Watery.shart 

The best tiktok creator she's super hot, hes really creative and nice aka the BEST person alive

I love watery.shart they're so cool
Same i wanna be like her

Watery.shart by Cherry blossom tree <3 May 4, 2021

SmartWaster 

Someone who is incredibly smart and intelligent, but wastes their talent because they are lazy and can't pay attention. basically a massive waste of potential

A: We should let Darren join the study group, he's kinda smart.

B: Nah, he might be smart but have you seen his Test Scores? He's just a SmartWaster.

SmartWaster by small dead child November 15, 2020