When your home alone and you have to take a shit. As you are going to the bathroom, you notice the shit is already coming out so you pull down your pants and/or underwear, and just make it to the toilet on time
I wanted to see the end of the football game, but I had to shit, so I held it in until the end of the game, and got a shit start, just making it to the toilet.
When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored
I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.
noun
someone who knows everything better and even if not he thinks he does and shows that; mostly he does know everything better, usually general knowledge
Two persons are having a conversation about a topic. A third person who is the smartshitter says that it's not correct what A said, it's actually something else and says exactly what it means and where it comes from...