I went to McDonald's and had me a Big
Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my
keys tryna unlock the
fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a
fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.