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smack the pony 

a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.
rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules
smack the pony by dothehustle May 24, 2006

smack the pony 

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.
Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."
smack the pony by Greg-K May 30, 2020

Smack the pony 

When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.
Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'
Smack the pony by Scottttt21 January 17, 2017

smacks the pony 

euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.
smacks the pony by zeuS9r July 7, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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