slutty mum 

A teenage or young adult who is a single Mum. They have unprotected sex and claim that their child wasn’t planned but a unexpected miracle. They usually haven’t finished high school or have a job. They Love sitting on Facebook sharing posts, telling everyone one that their wrong and love writing about how they know who their real friends are because they put zero effort into their friendship but can’t admit it was their fault. They also love posting statuses about basic tasks they have completed like cleaning the house and post photos of their ‘photogenic’ kids who look like they have been possessed by statan.

Did you see what that slutty Mum wrote on Facebook

slutty mum by Dr. Brains May 20, 2018

sluttybumfart 

happens when a girl's ass hole is so stretched out from over penatration, that when she farts it sounds like Darth Vader exhailing.

the other day sally let out a sluttybumfart in my face when she bent down to grab her dropped pencil.

or

"man i would love to give your mom the sluttybumfarts"

sluttybumfart by jimmydrysack89 April 18, 2009