slut-karma 

The kind of karma that comes with being a slut:
You do your best friend's boyfriend, she finds out and keys your Porsche.
You pity-fuck the nerd from high school, and years later at the high school reunion he's hot and wants to marry you.
Basically, instead of "What you do will come back to bite you in the ass" is "Who you do will come back as an STD" for these unlucky (or lucky) bitches.

Margo: "...and she didn't even have the modesty to cover up after I walked in on them, either. I mean, come on."
Chelsea: "She's a whore, Margo. Slut-karma will get her sooner rather than later."

slut-karma by BNILTIAC June 16, 2011

Karma Slut 

(Noun) An individual who does good deeds excessively, in order to get "good Karma" in return. They generally pick up trash, offer shallow compliments, or hold the door open for any individual if they get the chance.

That guy is letting way to many people merge into this lane... what a Karma Slut.

Sean Penn.... Huge Karma Slut!

Santa Claus, definitely a Karma Slut.

Karma Slut by esverdad May 12, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012