1. A person who hits like and subscribe every time they're told to.
2. A person who subscribes to every channel they liked evenone single video from.
Jill: "I want to show you this great 'A Closer Look' video that Seth Meyers posted last week, but I can't find it."
Jack: "Is it in your watch history? Are you subscribed to his channel?"
Jill: "Watch history is too long, I'll look in my subscriptions."
-- scrolls through subcription list for 20 minutes --
Jack: "Wow! Some of these channels haven't even had new content since 2008! I didn't realize I was dating a slutscriber!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)