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A cow slut is a slutty cow, it's normally a cow who tends to wear a skirt so short it looks like a belt. She sleeps with everyman she knows, even her Dad ~(The Bull)~
Just Kidding, a Cow Slut is an amazing persooon who everyone wants to be friends with?? Nah, most people are cow sluts. I know I am and I'm sure as heck you are too! Nomnomnom-with-a-bit-of-omnommonnomom-on-the-side <3 Anyone who knows a cow slut is an 'effing leg-end <3 The end
Girl One: "You're not a cow, so I can't call you a cow"
Girl Two: "Ahem"
Girl One: "I think slut suits you better"
Girl Two: "AHEM!!! I prefer cow :-|"
Girl One: "Okkay...Cow slut"

Neither way, girl Two could win

~or~

Guy one- "Woahhh she's fit."
Guy two- "No way dude, she looks like a fucking cow"
Guy one- "More like a slut"
Guy one and two- "Oh-My-Fucking-Allah (See OMFA OMFA ) It's a cow slut!!! <3
Cow Slut by LegallyInLove December 21, 2010
Cow Slut (kou sluht)

An expired cougar who has to resort to tricks on "crack street" to survive.
That cow slut ruined too many men and now she's on skid row.
Cow Slut by ChasterTX August 9, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008