Slurmin
My ex was slurmin last night
Semen Slurping
A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.
Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021
Related Words
Slurmin • slurming • slumming • slummin • Slurping • slurking • slumming it • Slurging • Slummin it • slurbing
Slurping Syndrome
A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.
Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010
Dick-slurping run
A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.
Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run
Guy B: Hey can I come along too?
Guy A: No it's a one seater
Guy B: Hey can I come along too?
Guy A: No it's a one seater
Dick-slurping run by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014
slurring your text
when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable
(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
slurring your text by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010
slurgin
"Amy looks like a total slut but everyone knows she ain't giving up the box; she is a total slurgin."
Slurgins often appear among young teenage girls populous, typically between the ages of 13 and 15. Girls may lose their slurginity only after having intercourse, thus making the full transition to slut.
(Phrase coined by David Weirich of Manassas, VA on 4/28/2009)
Slurgins often appear among young teenage girls populous, typically between the ages of 13 and 15. Girls may lose their slurginity only after having intercourse, thus making the full transition to slut.
(Phrase coined by David Weirich of Manassas, VA on 4/28/2009)
slurgin by nerdy and white April 28, 2009
Slurpindickular
When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.
Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.
Slurpindickular by will bitten October 4, 2018