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Let’s slow down!!!

Let’s slow down!!! — an enthusiastic ejaculation used when there is so much shade one could cast that you want to foreground each individual insult so that it can be can be both heard and appreciated.
Well, well, well MISS THANG what do we have here? Let’s slow down!!!…and let the critique begin!!!!
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it's slow 

Similar to its quiet. you don't want to do something, or something doesn't sound worth doing. A smart remark to say no to something.
Person: You want the let me borrow your umbrella?

Response: WHOA, so i can get wet. "It's slow" for that.
it's slow by Jonbond October 24, 2011

that’s slow 

That is not a move. unlikely something is gonna happen
Boy: yo shorty, can I get your number

Girl: that’s slow
that’s slow by Nash/4 lyfe November 30, 2019

Slow Waller's 

adj: describing a group of 2 or more talkative pedestrians who obliviously create a slow moving, nearly impassable human wall across a sidewalk.

The phenomenon typically occurs at rush hour, near major metropolitan transportation hubs and frequently causes anyone who gets stuck behind one to miss their bus/train.
Jim: "Sorry I am late, I was a block away from the train station when I was trapped behind a 5 slow waller's.

Boss: "No problem, same thing happened to me last week"
Slow Waller's by JayGee 74 June 5, 2011

Easton's slow 

Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is
Easton's slow by Easton's slow October 10, 2016

Low Slow and Easy 

The saying used when ditching an airplane on a surface that isn't a runway
Man, ProductForce65 had to take er really low slow and easy at Salt Lake last weekend. Butter landing though!
Low Slow and Easy by DannyBoiSK October 27, 2018

slow simmer

When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"
Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.
slow simmer by Rommie May 29, 2008