A Slovakian Corn Dog is a sexual manoeuver in which a subject participating in sexual intercourse defecates a fat log inside a condom, freezes it and uses the Slovakian Corn Dog as a Dildo to stimulate the vagina.
Austin: Hey Adam, how did your tinder date go last night, did you smash?
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog
by Bingus Man October 12, 2019
A wild act of fornication, whereby person A shits into a funnel that has been inserted into person B's anus. The pressure build-up then causes the faeces to enter person B's anus, thereby completing the shit switch-a-roo.
Vladimir is very freaky, I heard he gave Helga a Slovakian Switch-a-roo in the men's toilet last night. He must carry a funnel around with him the sick bastard.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
Typically an Ice Hockey term used to describe a stick you find at the rink before you play a game. You then break a piece of the stick and put it in your cup to give you luck. The first person to do this was Slovakian so it is called the Slovakian Magic Stick.
by LionsGoalie34 August 28, 2018
The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.
by DankDread September 28, 2020
When a sugar and water enima is given to a person intoxicated on vodka. the resulting expulsion of fluid is then heated into a semisolid mixture. That mixture is is then molded into a bar shape and left on the passed out individual.
Dude: I was at a party and passed out drunk... When I woke up I found a chocolate bar that smelled like shit. I think I got too drunk and someday turned me into a Slovakian Chocolate Maker.
by Willy Caca formerly Wonka August 30, 2012
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by Mybumhurts July 15, 2020