sloppy waffles 

A girls lose vagina, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I tried fucking this chick last night but it was sloppy waffles.

sloppy waffles by kfed34 June 15, 2010

sloppy waffle 

A "sloppy waffle" is the result of an event similar to a "circle jerk", difference being the "winner" gets to eat what must be a waffle, after he is the last of at least two participants to ejaculate on it.

Josh: Yo Slops, tell Shazz here what Belgian Breakfast is.
Darren: You see, it's what happens when at least two fags and or frat boys gather around an Eggo and start tuggin', the participant who is able hold in his lode long enough to be the last one to blow gets to eat it. A Belgian Breakfast is the result of a round-robin tournament, where the winners pile their winnings in a stack of sloppy waffles, winner of the tournament gets to...

sloppy waffle by teh_slops September 3, 2010

Sloppy Waffle 

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

Sloppy Waffle by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

sloppy waffels

Two girls with beef curtains start rubbing them together.

The two lesbians playing with their sloppy waffels

sloppy waffels by greg the egg September 13, 2017

Sloppy Waffle 

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

Sloppy Waffle by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019