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sloppy second

specifically refers to having sex with a woman who has other men's semen in her vagina. (could be a gang bang)
sloppy second by christie nah April 17, 2006
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sloppy second

Act act of having sex with a gil immediatly after someone else does.
I'm not sure, but I think I just had sloppy seconds.

Sloppy Second

"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery
Sloppy Second by McRust December 16, 2008

Sloppy Second Blues 

This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.
"Dude, why the long face?"

"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."

"Very harsh man"
Sloppy Second Blues by smo joe January 22, 2010

sloppy second sharing 

When multiple couples are friends on Facebook and male A shares a meme with female A, then male B, seeing said meme, shares it with female B. Female B realizes that said meme was not exclusive to couple B.
Mary thought John sent her a sweet meme, then she saw that Mike sent it to Jill an hour earlier. It was then she knew she had fallen victim to sloppy second sharing.

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds 

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth 

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.
Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.
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