slide home

After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.

"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.

by Tony Kessler August 23, 2006

Slide home safely

Using a condom while poppin the pussy.

Man that bitch I fucked lastnight wasn't on the pill so I had to slide home safely.

by A.M.P September 22, 2005

Slide into home

To score, to have sexual intercourse. Frequently used among male teenagers.

"I wanted to get beyond third base and slide into home."

by Anon December 29, 2003

sliding into home headfirst

performing oral sex

Joe had such a great time - all night he was sliding into home headfirst.

by CrazyFrasie! May 28, 2011

For rizzles my home slides

Used like for real but with more energy

Ava:he's famous

Aidan:forFor rizzles my home slides

by J9eed-the-realz.com November 23, 2023