sleder

An amazing butt looped cobbler with good looks. With, soul, passion, and a good brown stripe in the underpants, a Sleder may visit your sleep walking relatives when they are awake.

Jesus: Dad!

God: Yes son.

Jesus: What should we do?

God: Sleder up, and get the butter!

sleder by Loudashell May 10, 2022

roblox slender 

what happens when you drink and smoke while pregnant

“Drinking and smoking wont affect my child”
little do they know their kid will be a roblox slender

roblox slender by the random idiot December 25, 2021

Slader 

1. Noun: An online homework answer website that has saved many, many lives and future careers.
2. Verb: The act of copying down entire homework assignments off of www.slader.com

1. You can simply forward my high school diploma to www.slader.com cause that is the only reason I graduated.

2. There is so much fucktion going on in tonights calculus homework, and I need to eat, watch a season of the league, work one out, and then get drunk...so it looks like I will slader the assignment on the way to school in the morning.

Slader by bangbangnibba January 5, 2017

roblox slender 

an absolute dunkass and a useless grub to humanity

plr1: hi

23kdunkass: mic up kid i get all the roblox cnp on my dick

plr1: *mics up and the dunkass roblox slender is a squeaker*

*friend joins*

*hell.mp3*

roblox slender by dat_ May 25, 2021

Kmart sliders 

During the 1980s, poorly made athletic shoes sold at Kmart, usually under the brand names of athletix, trax, or dynamax. The nickname sliders was derived from observing the less-fortunate kids who wore them in gym class, sliding all over the floor due to the poor quality of the soles.

Rodney missed school today because he slid into the bleachers and hit his head while playing floor hockey in gym class, likely as a result of wearing Kmart sliders.

Kmart sliders by gus313 August 25, 2009

Slenderman

The most beast no faces CreepyPasta there is. Tall as fuck, and with arms and tenticles that can tear you to shreds he is quite a treat. He makes electronic devises go crazy when he is close to them. And the only thing that sucks is that his weakness is 8 pieces of paper

Guy 1: Dude my phone is getting all blurry.
Guy 2: Run nigga run!! Slenderman is here!!!

Slenderman by MegaBlazingHoundoom March 23, 2017

sedermasochism 

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).

Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

sedermasochism by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016