slargon

Combination of Slang + Jargon

We need to deploy the production build as soon as possible = Yeet dat prod B ASAP

I require additional individuals to take action to influence a computer algorithm that helps determine my monthly income = SMASH DAT LIKE N SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, CLICK THE BELL TO ENABLE NOTZ WHEN A VID GOEZ LIVE

After a few years in the industry, you'll be slanging the slargon second nature.

slargon by Treescentric July 1, 2021

sargon 

A unit of time equal to 5 minutes.

Oh fucking hell, can you not summarise this in under 1 sargon? I don't have the patience to sit through over 6 sargons of this

sargon by Cuckkad September 4, 2017

Sargon's law 

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.

SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'

Sargon's law by espook April 18, 2015

Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ 

one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian

All hail king Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ

Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ by Assyrian guy November 30, 2009

shargon 

a whore that sleeps with all the males in ones family

kelsi lee is such a shargon. she slept with my dad and brother.

shargon by jake ridley August 21, 2007

sargon 

a king of assyria

great king sargon

sargon by melly melz February 3, 2017

slangonometry 

The practice of using common words in innovative ways. The art of creating a new expression; to coin a phrase.

The practice of applying every day words, in a ways that bring a new meaning from that word to create a vernacular, jargon, or slang vocabulary.
"Slangonometry" fades the rigid definitions of words (speech) and allows the artist to express with fresh eyes and tongue.

Its evident that slangonometry was used to create his lyrics.
Slangonometry fades the rigid definitions of words (speech) and allows the artist to express with fresh eyes and tongue.
Without the use of slangonometry, rap music would just be boring and common speech.

slangonometry by roachgnarly November 24, 2013