slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.

Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

by Ichi Crowtch January 14, 2008

Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.

Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.

by steve smithy March 30, 2011

bombay slap jack

1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank

Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!

by Crazy Wai April 12, 2005

Slap Jacks

Another affecionate term for pussy lips. See meat curtians

Girl, I don't care how much maple syrup you put on them cause I aint eating those slap jacks!

by skin January 30, 2004

Oregon Slap Jack

When you are receiving a blowjob and whip out your dick to start slapping your girlfriend in the face as fast as possible, making a sound like you are flipping flap jacks.

Bro, my girfriend was giving me a blowy last night and I just started doing the Oregon Slap Jack on her for no reason.

Thats phenomenal bro.

by BigGayScoob December 10, 2015

jack slap

To strike someone quickly and with great power after initial irritation.

I wanted to straight jack slap that boy when he started frontin on your ass.

by Fes October 09, 2003

Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped

by Nepuuuu January 01, 2020