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slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
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slam blasted

Making a scene about, ridiculing, blasting at someone about losing in the game of life. To deny someone or make fun of them reminding them of there failures.

Looking at only the things someone does wrong not at anything they have done right. Condemning. Judging with self righteous volume. to publicly humiliate.
He slam blasted her in the store for missing an eight hundred dollar payment even after she had already paid most of it and had given him thousands in gifts. He made a scene about it and made it sound as if she had never paid for anything at all.
by mypart November 7, 2012
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Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.
“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”
by slam blasted August 12, 2025
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slambasted

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...
I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...
by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006
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slamblasterfucked

extremely intoxicated, usually to the point of incoherence or strange behavior

derived from its ancestor slamblastered
I drank three 40s last night and was completely slamblasterfucked.
by Arneville August 3, 2007
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