When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.
There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.
by denshanosenshi May 23, 2019
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(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S January 24, 2012
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