when the body is sore in places that doesn't make any sense but sorta does because you were recently on a slalom ski. And the to put a less exercised body through this is really not the best thing
by Joe Wiley Mississippi September 2, 2008
by Nick D October 16, 2003
A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.
Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."
by RawCocoa July 7, 2013
by George of the Concrete Jungle April 12, 2018
When a man ejaculates down a girl's crack, only to have himself or another individual lick it off and spit it back down another person's crack, only to have it licked off again, thus being "snowballed". Repeat as necessary or often as desired. A variation of the popular snowball.
Sarah came over to visit, but Megan was here. Somehow we ended up drunk and I ended up engaging in the sport of the Snowball Slalom. Megan didn't rinse her mouth afterwards...
by Ipoundcheeks September 7, 2008
by flossie T March 7, 2011
(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.
by Holly M S January 12, 2011