A peculiar, overpopulated school tucked away in a little field in the suburbs of Bothell, Washington.
The teachers all there have a mysterious way of concocting their own inside jokes that nobody outside of their specific class would understand, which creates a strange bond between those who burst out laughing at the mention of things like remote-controlled sharks, ketchup, or songs about Maryland.
The students tend to be a distinguished, awkward, self-deprecating group of YouTube-obsessed adolescents, who somehow manage to survive despite complaining how they "fail every test". Unlike those Hollywood folk would have one believe, this school is oddly devoid of "cliques".
Some of Skyview's most memorable times of recent years are: the time when the whole school idolized one student and made posters and t-shirts and basically worshiped him, the time every sixth-grader started fangirling for months over this one kid who played guitar at the talent show, the plastic knife debacle, and so many other high jinks that nobody can recall them all. One can guess that all who attend this school will probably accumulate countless stories and friends of their own. Though it is best not to do drugs in the bathrooms, or steal poptarts.
All things considered, Skyview is a pretty great school, and not at all as lame as students from North Creek High School, Bothell High School, and Inglemoor High School will say.
The teachers all there have a mysterious way of concocting their own inside jokes that nobody outside of their specific class would understand, which creates a strange bond between those who burst out laughing at the mention of things like remote-controlled sharks, ketchup, or songs about Maryland.
The students tend to be a distinguished, awkward, self-deprecating group of YouTube-obsessed adolescents, who somehow manage to survive despite complaining how they "fail every test". Unlike those Hollywood folk would have one believe, this school is oddly devoid of "cliques".
Some of Skyview's most memorable times of recent years are: the time when the whole school idolized one student and made posters and t-shirts and basically worshiped him, the time every sixth-grader started fangirling for months over this one kid who played guitar at the talent show, the plastic knife debacle, and so many other high jinks that nobody can recall them all. One can guess that all who attend this school will probably accumulate countless stories and friends of their own. Though it is best not to do drugs in the bathrooms, or steal poptarts.
All things considered, Skyview is a pretty great school, and not at all as lame as students from North Creek High School, Bothell High School, and Inglemoor High School will say.
Hey, even if I fundamentally disagree with the state of the public school system, I'm at least glad that I get to attend the glorious Skyview Middle School.
by Finesse's #1 fangirl May 21, 2019