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scruzening-skyscrapers 

Definition: skru-zɛn-ɪŋ skaɪˌskreɪpə
First coined by philosopher Andrew H. Scruzenin

it refers to overcrowding in areas where plenty of
space is available but for some reason, it has occurred.
typically to the point of building collapse.
this concept was first documented in August of 1974.
Beijing is home to 15 Scruzening-skyscrapers since 2 collapsed in 2009.

home to many impoverished people the Chinese government refuses
to reduce the issue.

Scandinavian skyscraper 

The act of getting a handjob from a ginger kids mother while she is getting penetrated by two others.
Dude, I gave Brad's mom a Scandinavian Skyscraper last night while Joe and Eric DP'ed her.
Scandinavian skyscraper by Little BB September 6, 2013

Shredded Cheese Skyscraper 

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.
She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

Skyscraper 

the act of taking a shit while suspending oneself from walls in the stall
I took a skyscraper today and my shit landed on the floor
Skyscraper by C G April 10, 2007

skyscraper 

go to New York or Chicago and look up
"I'm as high as the sears tower" -Crucial Conflict
skyscraper by Abbott Brooks February 18, 2004

skyscraper 

1. A tall building.
2. A tall building that will never again be built in NYC as long as we have short sighted assholes running the state and city gov't.
Guy #1 "Gee, look at what Bloomberg has accomplished...we've got lots of skyscraper models for downtown Manhattan, but that's it."

Guy #2 "Nice. We can film a small scale claymation Batman movie with those."
skyscraper by dadeo July 10, 2005