secret skin

foreskin.

"Yea, jenny, most limp dills look the same pretty much unless they still gots that secret skin left on em. That secret skin makes em look like an ant eater or an ardvark."

by myylkdog July 17, 2012

skin canoeing

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.

Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...

by CreepyRob June 5, 2023

Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.

Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.

by The Space Pope May 6, 2018

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 March 27, 2016

skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out

Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !

by Jackiejim April 4, 2019

Skinning the ginger

An euphemism for male masturbation.

I walked in the bathroom and Tom was already in there, skinning the ginger.

by reggiebags February 19, 2018

skin village

The umbrella term to acknowledge that the two will partake in sexual activities that will result in jizzing or splooshing like savages.

Boys, I'm going on a long trip tonight.

SKIN VILLAGE!

by Salty River November 17, 2016