When an individual gets head with a poopy butt, preferably on white bedsheets. When you finish inspect the skid mark your partner left on the bed.
by PTU LEGEND July 27, 2023
When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up between your legs, so that the only option is to grab the back of its head to prevent it from biting you. Next you stand up and fish the cobra's tail out of the toilet and use it to floss your butt with long swift strokes, therefore creating elegantly long poop-streaks on the cobra's body. In addition to saving your own life, you have officially transformed a previously sleek snake into a skid-mark cobra.
What took you so long, did you fall in? No dog, I just braved death on the porcelin throne and ended up making a skid-mark cobra.
by filmconneseaur December 4, 2008
a prank where you tie someone to their mattress when they are sleeping and move it outside then tie it to a car and take off
by fuddie duddie August 8, 2009
A game that is played by two or more persons, usually via bbm. The game is initiated by one person who takes a dump and leaves an extraordinary skid-mark. He then photographs the skid and sends it to a friend thus challenging him. They must respond with their own skid within a week.
by droxide February 9, 2011
Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.
1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
by Savage20 October 6, 2021
person who hasn't been taught the basics of bowel control. Usually a member of the liberal party of Australia and accidental prime minister.
by Abu sharmuta March 26, 2022
A peice of shit that has stuck to the side of the toilet and looks something like a gt stripe on an old mucle car
dude i totally left that chick a surprise in her toilet, It was a full on turd and guess what?,I didnt flush so shes got a massive toilet skid mark on her hands-literally
by Asian Inv4sian August 8, 2009