daniel: YOOo were gonnaWheel some skeeze tonigh!! ahah jokingg. only hot girls
Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze
Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze
by jucied January 2, 2011
He was kinda skeezed out at the thought of being in a fertility clinic, knowing so many men were gonna be wanking nearby.
by HoustonWrodNerd September 12, 2018
Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging.
Eric: "See dat hood rat up da street?"
Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."
Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."
by Eric and Trav December 14, 2007
by trickassbeezy July 4, 2009
Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.
Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.
Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.
by herpmyderp69 February 4, 2011
To obtain something by using unconventional and/or criminal ways usually involving a type of manipulation
by Therealskeezer June 30, 2018
(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)
by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019