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skate park ho 

A gaphead or harlot who hangs around at a skateboard park all damn day, either to be picked up by a skater or to watch their poser boyfriends make asses of themselves.
If you become a skate park ho, i will lose it.
skate park ho by I got no pants April 21, 2003

skate park ho 

skate park ho by austin July 30, 2003

skate park reject 

Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.
"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"
skate park reject by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

Charm City Skate Park 

Now this is a real indoor skatepark! A wide ass mini ramp with tight trannies, extensions, escalators, a flat bank and not one but TWO death bridges. It spines into a four foot square bowl. The long and skinny street area plays into the mini bowl set up smoothly, and the huge take-off roll in the corner will give you more than enough speed to hit up the place
There is a nicely stocked skate shop on the premises. Along with a pool table, Charm City Indoor Skatepark also boasts two of those old 720 skateboard arcade games- you know the ones with the dream layouts and the duck-footed punk with the mohawk. They also have one of those tricky little claw games, but instead of winning a crappy stuffed animal, you can nab a set of wheels!
(Skater:) Dude today im going to charm city skate park to skate the half pipe on my new Enjoi.

Ambler Skate Park 

A skate park that was built in the "hood" part of ambler. Always crowded and filled with skateboarding junkies, almost all of whom are white. It is a very nice skate park with granite ledges, rails, ramps, and stair sets. It has also "revived" the area a bit and put a stop to some of the crime in the area.
"Yo you wanna go to ambler?"
"Nah, I heard its all crime and hoodlums."
"Not anymore dude,that Ambler Skate Park really has put a stop to some of it"
"Really? Ok sure, I'll go grab my board".
Ambler Skate Park by AlecFilmz December 16, 2011