by Don Waltermelon November 7, 2009
by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003
1. What a teacher tells you to do when you excessively sharpen your pencil, blow your nose or go to the bathroom.
2. What you tell someone when they flip you off.
2. What you tell someone when they flip you off.
1. Kid: can I go to the bathroom real fast? I gotta take a leak!
Teacher: Sit on it and take the damn final!!
2. Guy 1: Take my girl huh? Right here ya fucker!
" Guy 1 flips off Guy 2 "
Guy 2: Ahh Sit On It!
Teacher: Sit on it and take the damn final!!
2. Guy 1: Take my girl huh? Right here ya fucker!
" Guy 1 flips off Guy 2 "
Guy 2: Ahh Sit On It!
by gk339 June 17, 2009
by BMJ October 5, 2003
by sean b 513 September 7, 2008
i.e., Secret Internet Tramp, a phrase of frustration originating in and around internet dating sites, and rumored to have originated from multiple clusterfuck pre-dating experiences with Craigslist.
1. a pathetic married female surfing the internet and responding to personal ads so she can get some positive attention in her life, but, because she is married, has no intention of ever meeting;
2. a married tramp looking to have e-adultery (cybersex, audiocyber, webcamcyber or phone sex) while her hardworking schmo of a husband busts his ass so she can buy new lingerie;
3. a selfish internet bitch SITting on your time with no intention of ever allowing that time to be productive;
4. any otherwise undateable female responding to personal ads as if it's a game with the premeditated intent to tease, seduce and lie to the ad poster for as long as possible with the endgame being that she will never meet the poster;
5. a subgroup of SIF: a lonely, disgustingly obese fatty responding to personal ads to fill out her day.
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1. a pathetic married female surfing the internet and responding to personal ads so she can get some positive attention in her life, but, because she is married, has no intention of ever meeting;
2. a married tramp looking to have e-adultery (cybersex, audiocyber, webcamcyber or phone sex) while her hardworking schmo of a husband busts his ass so she can buy new lingerie;
3. a selfish internet bitch SITting on your time with no intention of ever allowing that time to be productive;
4. any otherwise undateable female responding to personal ads as if it's a game with the premeditated intent to tease, seduce and lie to the ad poster for as long as possible with the endgame being that she will never meet the poster;
5. a subgroup of SIF: a lonely, disgustingly obese fatty responding to personal ads to fill out her day.
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Jimmy: I spent 6 days emailing this bitch, chatting her up, then she disappears - wtf?
Mike: You got sat on by a SIT!
Jimmy: I got what?
Mike: You got your time wasted by a Secret Internet Tramp who played with you but had no intention of meeting you.
Jimmy: I did get sat on by a SIT, the bitch.
Mike: You got sat on by a SIT!
Jimmy: I got what?
Mike: You got your time wasted by a Secret Internet Tramp who played with you but had no intention of meeting you.
Jimmy: I did get sat on by a SIT, the bitch.
by Sir Robert Miller October 19, 2008
Slut in Training- a girl of middle school age who dresses in skimpy clothing and is predetermined to become a slut in high school. Usually influenced by infatuation with an older male (Trainer).
by kquigs July 11, 2010
