simpleton

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.

A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."

by stroydex October 30, 2013

simpleton

a foolish person with lack of intelligence, common sense, and street smarts

michelle everest, simpleton

by dictioanrylady December 16, 2008

simpleton

An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.

Look at that simpleton, he's putting sausages in the toaster

by narambae August 25, 2016

Simpleton

A noun describing an individual who holds no skills or talents in any field whatsoever.

"I can't stand being on Johnathan's team for basketball, that kid is a simpleton"

by MrEasyPickens February 14, 2017

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

by Splusm March 1, 2015