simple thing 

a simple minded person, derogatory

"jesus fucking christ you simple thing, you thought that was a mens bath room?!

simple thing by fireintheholelander May 30, 2006

The Simple Things 

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!

"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"

The Simple Things by Zeuleus June 23, 2025

simplthings 

Elementary issues

It's the simplthings that make life worthwhile.

simplthings by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009

simplthing

Uncomplicated measure

Type classified as simplthing brings refrain of profane whilst determined throng terminated wrong train disdain to coax expressed hoax necessitating unnecessary foam, in the process erasing hobbies as bobbies go on home.

simplthing by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010