Stop simping September 

Every September, you have to stop simping.

Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

Stop simping September by leehoolia August 28, 2020

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

simping for a fictional character by thegg1ord March 25, 2021

simping 

When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.

Friend: "I'm gonna have to leave this game, I want to see what Anne is doing right now."
The Bois: "You're simping bro"

simping by ilikepie96 December 1, 2019

King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."

King of Simping by veIocity March 15, 2020

Simping for sallie 

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

Simping for sallie by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020

simpkin 

The Anglo-Indian word for champagne, coined in the 1800s.

Also spelled “simkin”.

James: Let’s open a bottle of simpkin to celebrate!
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.

simpkin by wordchest May 1, 2020

Simping Chad

A Simping Chad is someone who has achieved the ultimate form of Simpiness and Chadliness. He now possesses both qualities and attributes of a Simp and a Chad. He is the ultimate lifeform.

Hirito A.X.E is a Simping Chad.

Simping Chad by Anonymous Simp April 12, 2021