Simon Sex 

Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.

Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....

Simon Sex by Team KC January 9, 2009

Simon sex maniac 

A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.

Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??

Simon sex maniac by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021

sex-sion 

(noun) A session of weed smoking and euphoric sex

I'm picking up some bud so I can have a sex-sion with my boyfriend tonight.

sex-sion by natfatcat January 13, 2008

Simon the Sexy 

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

Simon the Sexy by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

simo sext 

To flirt with many people simultaneously via text messages.

So, how many peeps can I simo sext without being slutty?

simo sext by CyberV September 29, 2012

Sexy Simo 

Sexy Simo is the hardest lad around yeno hard as nails solid as a rock

real sexy woman: yo is that sexy Simo?!?!
*sex occurs*

Sexy Simo by SexySimoLa November 2, 2021