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Silk milk 

The nickname of the sexiest girl in town! She’s funny and adorable but pretends she’s not. The guys fall at her feet from how hot her booty hole is. Sometimes men are said to lay awake at touch their elbows at the thought of Silk milk

Silke milk can also be bought in cute little containers at the superet aka supermarket and they make a tik tik tik sound!!! Do not block the silk milk or else you will be fed crickets by the sun!!!

Cherish the Silke milky
Damn! My elbow hurts from thinking of silk milk!

Omg look at that sexy heel she’s gotta be a Silk milk
Silk milk by Lulu the cockatoo February 9, 2019
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Dude 1: I like to drink Silk milk
Dude 2: eww, that's gross.
silk milk by Anotomoose January 22, 2018

silk milk 

do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk

detective silk milk 

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.
person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk
detective silk milk by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019

Cat Milk Silk 

Cat Milk Silk is the milky white substance extruded from the many nipples of Spidercat.
"Hey Jane, I bought this new cat milk silk loom to weave me up some bonnets."
Cat Milk Silk by Jboww September 18, 2018

Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk

Used in the 1800s to describe something being silky/smooth. It is often used nowadays to describe something being suspicious.
John - "Did you lie to her?"

Mary - "No..."

John - "*scoffs* Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk..."