sick dick

sex from a guy who has a cold or is generally feeling ill

John Doe: Hey baby...I'm home sick today from work...I feel terrible but im so damn horny

Jane Doe: ur so nasty...i guess its sick dick for me

by pervtasticJR October 22, 2010

sick dick

having or relating to an STD.

you don't want to get with a sick dick

by C. Ren January 18, 2004

sick dick

slight dripping, ferverish, and a constant burning rash around the tip of the penis

that guys got a sick dick!!!

by tyler baswell August 01, 2003

sick dick

Some one trying to act sick!

Person A: Shit....check me out, im a fuckin pimp.

Person B: Your a fuckin sick dick!

by Howl Wrote May 19, 2005

sick dick

Of or pertaining to being sick; A catchy rhyme that enhances the word sick sevenfold; An extension of the word sick.

"OMG! Is that Halo Reach?"

"Yeah!"

"Sick Dick!!!!"

by Mr Fishy Eater January 17, 2010

sick dick

1. A sick dick occurs when a man's fully erect penis is so mighty that it causes "bitches to be Trippin" or another man/woman to say "aaaahhhhh" or "ooohhhhh" in a drawn out manner.

2. When a man's pen-is mightier than a sword.

(in both definitions the word sick is from the sk8r term meaning awesome or "rad")

Man: Behold my PEN-IS!

Woman: aaahhhh.. that is a sick dick!

by mighty hammer May 20, 2011

Sick dick

When something is much too cool or awesome for just one word to describe it.

Edwin: So what did you do last night?
Brendan: I was out at the bar, when two girls picked me up, brought me back to their apartment and proceeded to give me a two girl blumpkin.
Edwin: Sick dick!

by Danger McHot Sexypants March 05, 2010