siberian goggles

the act of placing your hairy and sweaty balls directly on a womans eyeballs creating the effect of hairy goggles.

Victor:Yo Dawg my girlfrieds eyes got cold skiing last night so i layed her down and gave her siberian goggles! AHAHAHA! That shit warmed her up quick

siberian goggles by Victor Gonzales May 5, 2006

siberian goggles

when a males sweaty balls come upon a girls eyes while she is sleeping

i gave dat bitch some siberian goggles

siberian goggles by hippyslay3r April 7, 2007

Siberian Goggles

It's just like Arabian Goggles but with a chilling twist. The act is performed by a man and a woman or a man and man, lesbians need not apply. The "giver" of the Siberian Goggles dunks his nuts in a glass of ice water and then gently places them in the eye sockets of the "receiver". It is vital that the "givers" anus is directly over the "receivers" mouth. For an added thrill, the "giver" can rip ass, thus creating a Siberian Sandstorm at the same time.

Beatrice was complaining about how hot it was in the trailer, so I told her to lay down and close her eyes. She was thrilled when I gave her a pair of Siberian Goggles, but wasn't happy when she got the Siberian Sandstorm followed by a hot Karl.

Siberian Goggles by Sir Meeks a Lot January 5, 2018

Siberian Sand Goggles 

The act of placing your testicles on someone's eyes while they are asleep.

We got a picture of you wearing siberian sand goggles last night.

Siberian Sand Goggles by big e226 February 9, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019