A crossjoint (two joints sharing a single point of intersection) as made famous by Saul Silver in the movie Pineapple Express.
Lets smoke the siamese blunt first, otherwise it's gonna break when I put it in my pocket.
by NOVIAN August 23, 2009
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Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship
"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"

"There's just one ticket?"

"Yup."

"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."
by badshirley October 26, 2013
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Where two parties to a criminal act keep evidence against the other ensuring both mouths stay shut. Because of their actions they are joined like Siamese twins.
For instance, a politician who takes a bribe keeps evidence, Siamese insurance, against the person who bribed him.
by SteveDScot October 09, 2013
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“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”
by Lil’ Bonner March 28, 2021
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A couple who somehow got conjoined in an awkward situation and decided to stay that way because they were deeply in love.
A couple who is madly in love with each other gets stuck together with some sort of substance (i.e. - sticky tack, glue, SUPER glue, etc.), who would be called a Siamese Couple.
by Nicdecdel March 25, 2010
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when both partners engaged in sexual activities orgasm simultaneously
My girlfriend is into all that sentimental sensitive shit, like siamese screams.
by Julie Cali July 15, 2006
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