shweffed Share definition Flag When a male engages in sexually pleasuring a female's vagina with his fingers in a public place, most likely to be a dance-floor in a nightclub. Tom: "hey a just shweffed some girl" Dan: "cool" shweffed by skipinda February 19, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the shweffed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch