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shush baby

someone who looks attractive, but as soon as they open their mouth and start talking you're instantly disappointed and think 'shhhhhhush baby, you're ruining the illusion'.

Not good for in depth conversations, or any conversations really.
just a pretty face/hot bod.

David Beckham is a perfect example.
YOU: "that boy over there is such a babe, lets go chat to him"

BABE: " *squeaky, irritating voice* ahhhhh jibber jabber"

YOU: "shush baby, just shhhhhhh"
by CrumpetTron October 21, 2010
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Shish-ka-baby

A ritual taken place upon a front porch, such as lighting dog poop on someone's front porch. Preforming a shish-ka-baby involves the act of impaling and ignighting a baby, or other small animal on fire, with a flamethrower, or some sort of alien (or foriegn)technology.
My teacher gave us so much homework,i decided not to do any of it, and instead, preform a shish-ka-baby on her front porch. No more homework for the rest of the year!
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Shish ka-baby

When a person sucks off a guy's penis until hes about to cum. Right before he cums the person shoves a metal skewer down his urethra. As he ejaculates, his sperm coats the skewer, making a shish ka-baby when it is pulled out.
"Ouch i'm still sore from when my girlfriend gave me a shish ka-baby last night"
by redrider494 April 9, 2022
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