shush baby 

someone who looks attractive, but as soon as they open their mouth and start talking you're instantly disappointed and think 'shhhhhhush baby, you're ruining the illusion'.

Not good for in depth conversations, or any conversations really.
just a pretty face/hot bod.

David Beckham is a perfect example.

YOU: "that boy over there is such a babe, lets go chat to him"

BABE: " *squeaky, irritating voice* ahhhhh jibber jabber"

YOU: "shush baby, just shhhhhhh"

shush baby by CrumpetTron October 21, 2010

Shish-ka-baby 

A ritual taken place upon a front porch, such as lighting dog poop on someone's front porch. Preforming a shish-ka-baby involves the act of impaling and ignighting a baby, or other small animal on fire, with a flamethrower, or some sort of alien (or foriegn)technology.

My teacher gave us so much homework,i decided not to do any of it, and instead, preform a shish-ka-baby on her front porch. No more homework for the rest of the year!

Shish-ka-baby by flamethrower, and pat da baker April 28, 2009

Shish ka-baby 

When a person sucks off a guy's penis until hes about to cum. Right before he cums the person shoves a metal skewer down his urethra. As he ejaculates, his sperm coats the skewer, making a shish ka-baby when it is pulled out.

"Ouch i'm still sore from when my girlfriend gave me a shish ka-baby last night"

Shish ka-baby by redrider494 April 9, 2022