Shower Curtain 

A curtain for you shower.

“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”

Shower Curtain by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021

shower curtain 

After you take a piss and shake it off, when you zip your pants back up and your tinkle goes down either leg of your pants and and hits the sides. Causing small wet spots.

Bob" Jeeeze, dan take long enough? what you do drop a duece?

Dan: Nah man. I took a piss and didn't shake it well enough and got a shower curtain. So i had to stand under the hand dryer to dy it off.

Bob: OOOOO!! Owned!

shower curtain by Bob Garabaldie November 3, 2007

Shower Curtain 

The act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit.

It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.

Shower Curtain by Nopolitician November 17, 2013

Shower Curtain 

Cum towel for the shower.

Time to take another shower. Luckily I have my shower curtain that never moves from the shower for when I masturbate in there.

Shower Curtain by Fredsuitsinshik Henry James September 20, 2019

shower curtain 

Your last resort when you're taking a shit at a friends house and there's no ass wipe.

Sitting in the bathroom at a house of someone I don't know.
Looking all around for the toilet paper roll.
Feeling so sure. Feeling so certain.
Gonna have to wipe my ass again with the plastic shower curtain.

shower curtain by kpasa bitch May 19, 2005

Shower curtain 

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.

"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."

Shower curtain by Rumpleforeskin July 11, 2012

shower curtain 

When you put saran wrap on yourself and another person urinates on you.

"I gave her a hot plate and she gave me a shower curtain. It was pretty hot."

shower curtain by Lando Calrissian 69 August 14, 2006