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short jokes 

the favorite thing of short people.
Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite
short jokes by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes 

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

Shortjosephcheng 

Shortjosephcheng is thin
Shortjosephcheng by CockGripper April 30, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026