“Are you gonna hang out with Riley again?”
“No it was a short term dick situation.”
by Beeb_xo August 29, 2020
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Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.
Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.
by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006
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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022
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A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick
by The smart bruh January 4, 2020
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Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)
by Muffinmuffins:) February 17, 2021
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A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
by Muffinmuffins:) February 17, 2021
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incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.
bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.
by boot leg ;P April 16, 2016
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