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Shoeburner 

Noun. Person who invites ridicule through displaying self-defeating over-reaction to events or opinions they find disagreeable. Anyone who causes disadvantage or injury to themselves whilst attempting to exact revenge for an perceived slight.
Johnny was well known for his irrational and sometimes violent reaction to everyday setbacks. He was a real shoeburner.
Shoeburner by BingoJesus September 7, 2018
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Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo
Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.

shoeburyness 

The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.
"I winced with shoeburyness as I settled into my seat."
shoeburyness by Thornful January 30, 2008

Stoneburner

When you and someone else are taking a shit with a stall gap in between, and someone decides to use the open stall/Urinal.
That guy just stoneburnered us!
Stoneburner by BearSoup101 December 11, 2019

spotburner 

Someone who brings negative attention to a location that discretely enables illegal activity.
We used to sell dope across the street until Dave burnt the spot. Dave is a spotburner.
spotburner by Glen Close Enough March 25, 2017

Shoeburyness high school 

Absolute joke literally every student has mental health issues the teachers don't give a fuck the teachers (cough cough Mr Gower ) are actually pedos the fights are ridiculous
Look at the year 10 their shoving year 7 in the bin I hate shoeburyness high school

Shoeburger 

1: A meal that is made when you mix shoes and burgers together.
2: A person who goes by this username. Also known as the "Idiotic meme person".
Shoeburger isn't sex i Freaking hate you if You think so!!
Shoeburger by therealshoeburger October 20, 2019