Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ford

Ridging

Ridging (RE-JING) verb

v. The act of edging a blowjob

My girl was ridging me last night, I was so close, and then she stopped.

Ridging is fun if you want to get a little more intimate with your partner.

Ridging by Ford_Superduty December 17, 2024

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Kuglejonking (KUU-GULL-JOHN-KENG) verb

v. The act of putting a penis into a telescope

Kuglejonking is a desperate act for a single man to receive pleasure.

Why would you try Kuglejonking? It must hurt?

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Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING)

n. Usually used as an insult brainrot term

v. The act of munting while figging

You stupid Shmooper!

I’m really into Shmooping

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Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING) verb.
Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.

Shmooping is a horrible act that only crazy people do.

You’re just a shmooper!

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