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shmearfood
A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.
Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.
by SHLOP July 11, 2005
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shmearunknown
In conversation, used in place of any word you cant quite remember at that time, such as stuff, or sh*t. Originated in the East Bay Area by The Doctor.
"Where is it located? Right over by the shmear."
"Hey Larry, Where did you get that new shmear?"
#east bay#bay area#livermore#the doctor#larry
by Spencer Burton March 16, 2006
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Shmearunknown
White, spreadable goodness that is often used for anything.
"You've got some shmear on your shirt!"

"I'm gonna go home and shmear on some totapudi..."

"Hey! You shmeared all over my bed!"
#totapudi#pap#cream#cheese#white
by Totapudi September 02, 2008
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