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The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.
"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."
by Fat Susie February 14, 2014
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